"OK, raise the nose a little ... that's fine, hold it there. Now stick hard over to the left ... harder ... that's good"
With those words, I found myself upside down over the Abel Tasman Nationl Park. Fortunately, I was strapped into the forward cockpit of a Pitts Special. Even more fortunately, Vincent, award winning stunt pilot and all round good guy, was strapped into the rear cockpit and was telling me exactly what to do.
For those of you who may not know it, a Pitts Special is a tiny biplane that is the aircraft of choice for most professional aerobatics performers. Two years ago when I was in NZ, Dan, our driver on the Flying Kiwi tour I was on, told me most emphatically that going up in the Pitts Special would be the best thing I ever did. Well, that time, weather thwarted me, but this time I was back, it was a beautiful afternoon, and I was going up.
There aren't that many places in the world where there are two seated Pitts Specials. There are even few places where they let members of joe public go up in one. There are even fewer places (approximate guess: zero) where they let you take control of the aircraft within a minute of take off, and then teach you within five minutes to perform a credible roll. But that's what Vincent let me do.
For starters it was just a few wing waggles to get the feel of using the joystick. But then came the run through of how to do a roll, and then we were off! Rolls to the left, rolls to the right. The Abel Tasman Park stretched out below us, but I wasn't really concentrating on that. I just had a huge grin as we rolled over and over again.
Vincent took over (actually, as I was doing the rolls I bet he was doing nifty things with the rudder to keep me on the straight and narrow) and we did a loop the loop. I was a trifle worried I may throw up, but even with this I felt fine and was able to enjoy the views. Then it was all too soon time to head back to the airfield, but time enough for another couple of rolls from me to show Iona on the ground, and a rather more competant aerobatics display from Vincent, including loop the loops, barrel rolls and a heap of other stuff that has totally negated any need for me to go on another roller coaster in my life.
This experience was amazing, awesome and anything else you can think of like that. I strongly urge you all to go and do it. And when you do, tell Alison or Vincent that Johnnie sent you, as if enough of you do, I get a free flight, which will be worth the trip back to NZ. Email them here - go on, you know you want to.